She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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