so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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