He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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