1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
