that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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