And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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