She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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