I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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