cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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