Me too!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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