Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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