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i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...

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(210): View more from Texas

Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick

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(516): View more from New York

my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper

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(858): View more from California

Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Except there is my pee all over the walls now

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(775): View more from Nevada

Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it

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(425): View more from Washington

can jess come too?

(901): View more from Tennessee

sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.

(425): View more from Washington

she comes with her own booze, no worries.

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