I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Fuck appropriateness.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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