By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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