oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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