At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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