I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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