I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Pants are for mortals
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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