Jerry, you need to find god
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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