your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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