false alarm. still invincible.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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