No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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