hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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