i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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