There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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