I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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