you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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