new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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