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Is this the I'm gay speech?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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