it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I had to cum in my sink.
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