Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My nipple is on Facebook.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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