So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I am one with the molecules
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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