used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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