physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We had sex on a dog bed..
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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