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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.

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• (858): View more from California

  I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.

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