..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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