found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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