Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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