sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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my poor anus
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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