and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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