I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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