In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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