i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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