your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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