Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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