there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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