Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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