the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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