How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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