oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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