Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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