I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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