This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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