I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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